How to make a woman & a man happy?

[hadi]

HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY.......

It's really not difficult...
To make a woman happy; a man only needs to be :
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
17. a psychologist
18. a pest exterminator
19. a psychiatrist
20. a healer
20. a good listener
22. an organizer
23. a good father
24. very clean
25. sympathetic
26. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
44. give her compliments regularly
45. love shopping
46. be honest
47. be very rich
48. not stress her out
49. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
50. give her lots of attention, but expect little
yourself
51. give her lots of time, especially time for herself

52. give her lots of space, never worrying about where
she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
53. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes
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< AND ESPECIALLY FOR GALLLS >

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY:
1 . Leave him in peace

[adib]

it is vey simpl to make a man or woman happy

[VeRnuS]

Mr Hadii
thats sooooooooo not true

[hnz123]

No it's True Vernus

[hadi]

ترو اور نات ترو ، دتز دِ کوِسشن

اینو فارسی نوشتم که ورنوس درک کنه ما برای خوندن پستاش چی میکشیم

[VeRnuS]

akhe namar deye be khoda
I cant type in farsi
if i want to type what ever that i want to say in farsi
it will take me 2 hours for every one of them

[VeRnuS]

Rules to help Men Understand Women

- Learn to work the toilet seat. If you've managed to lift it up, gravity is on your side when it comes to putting it back down.
- Sometimes, we are not thinking about having sex.
- "I ate it, didn't I?" is not considered praise.
- Your responsibility for raising children does NOT end at conception.
- Get rid of your comb-over. It's not different -- it's just as ridiculous as every other comb over. You're losing your hair -- face it.
- An order of takeout ribs and a Chris Farley movie is not everybody's idea of a good time.
- "Yeah yeah, you look fine" is not a compliment.
- Yes, I DO tell my best friend everything.
- You have too many t-shirts.
- You're too old to wear a goatee.
- Every actor we find attractive is not gay. You can stop using this one -- we've all heard it.
- A hug is not always a prelude to sex.
- When we ask "are you listening," we already know you're not.
- Nothing says "I love you" like offering to go to the grocery store.
- If you can rebuild the carburetor on a '66 Mustang, working the washing machine should be a snap.
- Yes and no are sometimes acceptable answers -- grunts and blank stares are not.
- A sore back that prevents you from doing household chores for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
- Underwear is like a car. After five years, it needs to be replaced with a newer model.
- A romantic weekend getaway does not involve baiting a hook.
- Slapping us on the butt and saying "how bout getting me a cold one" is not foreplay.
- The missionary position is best left to missionaries.
- Rolling over and mumbling "I've got to get some sleep" does not produce an afterglow.
- If it was really good for me...you wouldn't have to ask.